think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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