Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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