this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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