i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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