I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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