she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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