At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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