Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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