i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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