its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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