On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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