we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
soo... how was my night?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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