I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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