yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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