I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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