we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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