I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
you never un-have a 4some
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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