Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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