So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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