If i come over, it means nothing
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
