We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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