it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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