no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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