You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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