is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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