bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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