That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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