so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Do plants get herpes?
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