And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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