so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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