Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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