Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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