id be glad to
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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