we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
