I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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