found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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