she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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