Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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