Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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