I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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