doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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