Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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