It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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