How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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