i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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