i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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