Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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