i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
my liver is dry heaving
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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