I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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