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say what?
wanna hang out?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He kissed a someone with a penis
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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