I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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