I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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