it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
